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I AM HAVING A CRISIS HERE AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE ANSWERING. THOSE BITCHES. 


  • Brother: The main female character on my show got pregnant. They always get pregnant!
  • Me: The main female character on my show was pregnant for awhile.
  • Me: But also not pregnant.
  • Me: We couldn't tell because she was actually a plastic doppelganger.
  • Me: And the baby was her best friend's future wife.
  • Me: Also the woman who'd kill said best friend.
  • Me: Which the main female character would witness.
  • Me: While pregnant with her best friend's future wife and murderer.
  • Brother: .......



"I don’t give a shit what the world thinks. I was born a bitch, I was born a painter, I was born fucked. But I was happy in my way. You did not understand what I am. I am love. I am pleasure, I am essence, I am an idiot, I am an alcoholic, I am tenacious. I am; simply I am … You are a shit."
— Frida Kahlo, from an unsent letter to Diego Rivera (via terramantra)





jensns:

“You wanna be my last kiss? First and last? Or is that weird?”